Back in the olden days...

...of 1962, a certain sex symbol (Marilyn Monroe) sang a very sensual "Happy Birthday" song to then-President John F. Kennedy. His wife, Jacqueline, was not present. (Perhaps Michelle, the 'Tacky-O', is trying to imitate the woman we knew as 'Jackie-O'?).


I remember seeing this, and I think it was LIVE at the time.

However, within the next year and a half, both of them were dead.

Today is (supposedly) the birthday of the man we call pResident.


Any of you really think Snooki would take a chance at singing, even though Michelle is on the plane to Spain, which remains, plainly, Spain?

I think not. Not a freakin' Jersey chance!