Monday, July 12, 2010

No Shrimp!

She might want to keep this in mind:

In July I'll take a peep
Into the cool and fishy deep
Where chicken soup is selling cheap
Selling once, selling twice
Selling chicken soup with rice

(Chicken Soup with Rice by Carole King)

As it is going, a lot of fisherman on the Gulf area cannot even afford a can of Campbell's Chicken Soup with Rice!

Butt, seeing Michelle in Florida will make it all better, won't it?

Riiiiight! And about that part of the Okefenokee Swamp I want to sell...

Looking like a table cloth on a picnic table...

...Michelle Obama spoke with Telepromtrs (TM) today to the National Association of Colored People (NAACP) regarding OBESITY.

Not sorry at all, but I have watched this woman gain a considerable amount of poundage during her past 18+ months in the White House.

Her upper arms are no longer 'toned'--they are FAT!

It has been asked if she is 'pregnant'...

She is, in my arrogant opinion, continuing to show us, the true citizens of the United States, way too much of her unmentionable body parts.

This is not becoming a woman known as 'the First Lady'.

Why, oh, why, Michelle Obama, do you want to look like some tramp off the streets of the Southside of Chicago?

Added attraction: It will not be long before she has 'run through' Barry's book money, if she hasn't already. Wait for the feathers of 'the Won' to fly!

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And now may I ask, who is the president of the United States of America?
Certainly not the Kenyan Schlumpy and his wifey who are occupying the White House--OUR House!

Thinking Ahead

With a particular pain
I watch and wait.
Will you be a victim
With me
And the others
Who strive each day
To maintain sanity
And logic
And health and heart
While we are
Continually deceived?

Or shall we stand
Against those
Who are the cause
Of our collective pain?

To be made
Prior to the chill
Of a November morning.

Copyright 2010

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(As much as I like eggplant....)

White House says it could contain 90 percent of spilling oil
By Michael O'Brien - 06/15/10 07:27 AM ET

(Note the DATE!)

The Obama administration's plan to contain oil leaking from a deepwater pipeline could be sucking up as much as 90 percent of the spewing oil by the end of June.

White House press secretary Robert Gibbs said Tuesday that the strategy BP is pursuing — at the behest of the federal government — will have a high efficiency rate in containing the oil spill by the time the end of this month rolls around.

"I think the containment strategy that the Coast Guard and the federal government pushed BP to accelerate will capture most of the oil that is leaking from the Gulf right now," Gibbs said during an appearance on "Good Morning America" on ABC this morning.

More here.


I just can't figure which is 'spewing' more--the Gulf crude or the White House snake (Oil, that is!).

After all, it's only Day 83...time for another vacation!

Anachronism in Iran!

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The caption states: "Iranian hairstylists take part in a ceremony to mark the national Chastity and Hijab day at a conference centre in Tehran July 11, 2010."

'Nuff said, YET?

Billboard WIN!

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