It's Winter: Please Feed The Birds & Other Animals in your Area

I live in the City of Chicago, Mayor Dick'em Daley, Mare, where the rats are fed everyday by you stupid people who throw your fries and chicken bones on the ground, because you're too damned lazy to find the garbage receptacle 5 or ten feet away.

But who feeds the birds, especially during winter. While you stuff your faces with MickeyD's, Arby's, and Burger King, there are God's creatures out there, small creatures who, especially in the city, need a little helping hand with some food--real food, not fries and burgers.

I'm forging an idea to feed the birds, at least, from high-rise apartments with nothing but windows, as long as they open. I will keep you apprised.

In the meantime, I offer this, which is an all-season plea for God's creations. After all, what does it cost, ultimately, for you to place out there a bit of birdseed?



Also, though the squirrel is a rodent, it is a much finer animal than the (Democ)rat.

Squirrels are tree-planters...how in the heck did you think all these wonderful forests keep growing?

Please feed them too, as they are the Creator's wonderful creatures.

WARNING: Do not feed the Obamas, if you can at all help it. They are voracious, with tapeworms at least 18 feet long, apparently, from reading of their past Super Bowl Party offerings.

Remember: Politics are an ugly choice to make, unless you are ugly too!