Tuesday, July 27, 2010

In Light of Obama's upcoming 49th birthday, to be spent alone...

...I offer this, because these people neither understand the power of internet memory, nor the power of old photographs and video tape:

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Mrs. Obama gets personal about Barack

WASHINGTON (CNN) – Americans historically like to know personal details about their presidential candidates, but the latest insight into Sen. Barack Obama from his wife Michelle may be a bit more insight than needed.

In an interview with Glamour Magazine, Mrs. Obama details her two girls' morning ritual, a time, she says, when her husband Barack is often "snore-y and stinky."

“We have this ritual in the morning," Michelle Obama told Glamour. "They come in my bed, and Dad isn’t there — because he’s too snore-y and stinky, they don’t want to ever get into bed with him."

NOTE: "They come in my bed, and Dad isn’t there...."

Apparently, this implies the Obamas do NOT sleep together, in the same bed. How nice!

Personally, I don't think "dad" has been allowed anywhere near that bed for at least ten years, and has chosen to seek out someone else in his 'sexual bereavement'...or something.

"But we cuddle up and we talk about everything from what is a period to the big topic of when we get a dog: what kind?” she added.

(Well, they got the dog from Teddy Kennedy, and neither one has a scintilla of an idea on what is required of 'dog ownership'. POOR Bo the Dog!).

Michelle Obama often discusses more intimate details about her husband on the campaign trail - even her annoyances with the Illinois Democrat.

"There's the Barack Obama who lives in my house," she said when introducing her husband earlier this year. "That guy's not as impressive. He still has trouble ... putting his socks actually in the dirty clothes, and he still doesn't do a better job than our 5-year-old daughter Sasha at making his bed, so you'll have to forgive me if I'm a little stunned at this whole Barack Obama thing."

Though some have criticized her for expressing such gripes, Mrs. Obama defended the practice to Glamour.

"People have notions of what a wife’s role should be in this process, and it’s been a traditional one of blind adoration. My model is a little different—I think most real marriages are," she said.

IF she still, after almost two years, believes he is such a PUTZ and still forgives him for being such a PUTZ, why is she running away to Spain, with her youngest daughter, on HIS SUPPOSED birthday (MOSLEMS BELIEVE DIFFERENTLY--LOOK IT UP YOURSELVES!), when most Dads like to be thought of as their children's heroes?

There is something about to happen in the Obama marriage, and I don't think it's going to be very 'nice' or 'pretty', but of course it will be as 'fashionable' as is Michelle--RIGHT!.

I think MO has pretty much had it with Reggie and the boys.

And I think and feel she would really like to be known as the first woman evah! to have a child conceived in the White House.

Unfortunately, neither Barry nor his 'little swimmers' seem to be up to it, nor anything much more of late. He seems to prefer the golf course, or being with the boys, OR BOTH.

Has no one ever let Michelle know of Barry's (and Rahm's) escapades over the years at Man's Country, in Boystown? In CHICAGO?

That's all quite well-known here in Chicago, via the kind gentlemen at
http://www.hillbuzz.org/. THEY know! THEY have seen!

So, I would guess his nickname is "STINKY", and we should just continue to hold our noses shut when in his presence?