Posted by: mark mywurdz
May 03, 10:56 AM
first they want a VAT tax - tax everything we buy
now they're presenting a FAT tax - a tax on tater tots
then they'll want a FLAT tax- all evil-rich-folks (one word) get a tax on all income over $20,000/yr
CAT tax - tax on all pets, especially cats
SAT tax - tax you when you sit down, and then when you stand up
MAT tax - tax you when you do pilates
RAT tax - tax you when you exterminate your house
PAT tax - tax you if your name is Pat (or Patty, Patrick, Patricia, Petunia, ...)
GNAT tax - tax you when you have a BBQ
LAT tax - tax you when you go to the gym
BAT tax - tax you when you play baseball (or softball)
HAT tax - tax when you buy a hat, double if you buy a yarmulka
DAT tax - tax you when you lapse back into your old Bronx dialect
KAT tax - tax you if you spell a word wrong
NAT tax - tax you when you go to Washington DC Nationals' baseball game
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I really wish they would have a WIG tax, and a 'SPANX' tax for Michelle Robinson Shabazz X Obama, don't you?
That's a 'screechy'-looking WIG-piece, and I truly wish this woman(?) would stop trying to "pour" herself into her outfits!
SPANX just ain't workin' for ya, sweetie!
Just a pitiful photo of a pitiful woman...But I, myself, RAN ALL OUT OF PITY FOR HER A LONG TIME AGO!
