Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Birds do it, Bees do it...

...baboons and Capuchin monkies do it--IN PUBLIC!

They 'groom' each other.

I believe that is where the term 'nit-pick' came from.

And just what did the First Spouse do tonight before the photo-op?

"Here, Barry, let me pick that eye-junk off your lashes. You should'a seen that, for all the time you've been spendin' lookin' in the mirror! And don't bother me again for the next couple of days! Dayum, I'm a busy woman!"

She 'groomed' her husband (IN PUBLIC!)--who many of you thought was PERFECT in every way!

Obviously, though, SHE is not. Just look how the stays of the dress cut into her underarm flab. She'll have bruises tomorrow!

And what's with the phony wig? And the phony personality?