Thursday, December 2, 2010

Cordell Walker...erm, no...Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger

Chuck Norris to become honorary Texas Ranger

Actor Chuck Norris played the title role of Cordell Walker on "Walker, Texas Ranger".

He played one on TV, and now actor Chuck Norris is going to become an honorary Texas Ranger on Thursday.

Texas Gov. Rick Perry will present commemorative certificates to Norris and his brother, Aaron Norris, for their work on the series, "Walker, Texas Ranger," which aired from 1993 to 2001.

The rest is here.


This is really great for Chuck, an actor of high moral standards...and don't forget the strength, endurance and virility!

From the Comments section:

"Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night."

"Chuck Norris won't be honored by Texas, Texas will be honored by Chuck Norris."

"Chuck Norris can smack the water out of desert sand!!"

"Texas should put Chuck Norris picture on their flag! Oh wait, they already did. THE LONE STAR!"

"Before the boogie man goes to bed at night, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris."

"When Chuck Norris does push-ups he doesn't actually push himself up, he pushes the Earth down."

Obviously, Chuck Norris is well-loved and respected?