...when one just
can't shut up!
Is this thang really serious?

Who wears a wig for gardening? Her hair must've been truly
fried!

And
false eyelashes?

AND, a
low-cut, see-through black top, to make sure you expose enough of yourself to the children?
It seems to be a foregone conclusion that this woman's book is 'missing a few pages'! She is just
goofy!