Friday, December 11, 2009

Still in Copenhagen, Denmark

"Yo, mah Brothas, you like my lady's ammo belt?"

Michelle Obama is trying desperately to cover her own insecurities about her body. She has unfortunately some inherited problems, and some brought about by her 'phony' diet and exercise routine (or, possibly brought about by eating the fruits of the toxic garden she had planted (replete with photo ops).

This woman seems to "bloat" an awful lot. Could someone please calculate if her 'time of the month' is ALWAYS the time of the month? Or could it just be due to her cherry pie fetish?

When Barbara Walters interviewed her, Michelle coyly asked something like, "Why are you asking about my arms?", which, at that point, looked quite bloated too.

Please...truth in advertising!