Hasn't this WON already showed us his love of burgers (and you can bet the wifey loves burgers, too--just look at her!), but there is no burger--not yesterday, today, or tomorrow--not for you: The Little People!
He lied his ultra-skinny (And just why is he so thin, after all the burgers and ice cream? He looks ill, and in the newly-remodeled Oval last week looked quite EMBALMED! As Yoda might ask: "ILL ARE WE OBAMA?") butt off in Milwaukee today, and the union crowd sucked the Kool-aid through Chinese-made, lead-ridden straws, didn't they?

Learn it now and learn it well, Barky: WE the PEOPLE!