Did he never hear of 'teleconferencing'?

You goofy schmuck! Firing up AF1 when you could do it by teleconference!

Whatsamattah? You want to get away from MO and the kids that badly?

Or...is it just another photo op with 'tar balls'?

Oh, and BTW, is Mexico doing anything re: the crisis in their Gulf? Calderone? Beuller?