This one doesn't rhyme too well with anything, but then again, he never did and never will.
Where in the world is Bill Morton?
This is the http://www.billmortonpromotions.com/ logo I designed for Bill last year. He's getting a lot of mileage out of it. I designed it for free, for someone I thought was a friend, but now I am pretty perturbed.
You see, he owes me $1425--I paid his rent for two separate months, and saved his sorry ass, and now he cut ties with Quest Network Services, and...I KNOW WHERE HE LIVES.
So, Bill, if you have any thought of eluding me, remember this:
I am a detective's daughter...and I was well-taught.
You claim to be the son of an FBI man, but having met him, I think he might only be an FBI photographer.
And, speaking of photography, yours is simply not up to par, on the whole. Why, you ask? Because you are a very lazy person--that's just about as politically correct as I will ever be, I guess.
You know nothing but point-and-shoot--and that is NOT photography.
